I am what I am… – Popeye

If this Bertucci DX3 Field Resin watch had a Tinder profile, it would go something like this… Hi, my name is Bertucci, but you can just call me Average Joe. Not Joe the Plumber, but average Joe. My brothers in the watch case might be more shiny and cost more, but….

1. 

   I have a quartz movement, so I am ALWAYS ready to go…no foreplay or hacking required

2. Yes, I am a simple industrious black resin case with tasteful bronze accents but some might say once you go black you never go back….but, maybe think of me as your fantasy weekend in Jamaica
3. My bros flaunt their leather and ostrich and bejeweled straps but, my simple nylon is comfortable and stylish and my clasps are so simple even a monkey could wear me…
4. Do I like long walks on the beach? Maybe, but I would prefer body surfing out at Sandy Beach on Oahu dropping into that 6′ barrel watch the water disappear beneath me as I am extended on the arm and drop in with the ultimate whitewash revolution.
5. Yea, I look phenom in shorts and flip-flops (or, slippahs for my bruddahs) but when VegasDood throws on a starched white collared shirt and jeans, I got you looking HARD.
6. My lume is adequate so when you roll over in the middle of the night you can figure out if it is time to play or not.

So, if you can appreciate the Average Joe in me, then let’s hook up! VegasDood adopted me from Marc at #longislandwatches, and I am happy to have found my forever home!